OLD STOCKBROKER'S SAY
1. An investment is a trade that didn't work.
2. The first bad news is not the last bad news,
but the first good news is probably the last good news.
3. I lost a fortune in the stock market today---yours.
4. Short sales pitch: Today we doin IBM. You in?
5. Hot tip: Don't buy options.
6. "One guy in a million understands what's going on nowadays, yet I wind up sitting next to him every time!" (from a Frank & Earnest cartoon that my mother left on my desk one morning after I had been holding forth on the state of the world the night before--talk about humbling--wisdom from the funny papers!)
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